Q: What are drugs?
Q: Why do people go to jail for using them?
A: They use drugs without a doctor’s permission.
Q: What is a godfather?
A: A friend of the family who takes care of you if your parents can’t.
Q: Do I have one?
Q: What are nerds?
A: People who are really smart, really nice and sometimes kind of silly.
You know what bothers me? The universe. What’s at the end of it?
And if it doesn’t end, what’s on the other side? We could be in a giant snow globe.
Dad, you know how some people believe you go to heaven after you die?
Wouldn’t it be surprising if they found out this is heaven? Suppose this is heaven and we’ve already had our other life?